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Name: Devon
Age: 15
Location: The Bronx, NY
Sexual preference: Honestly, I'm not totally sure. I think I'm straight but I've had crushes on girls, so I have to figure myself out, haha.
Piercings: None.
Tattoos: Nada.
One interesting fact about you: I can roll my tongue? Aaand I'm a Jew-Rican!
Personal Preferences
Music: AFI, Queen, Joan Jett & The Blackhearts, L7, Violent Femmes, Richard Hell & the Voidoids, The Misfits, The Minutemen, Coheed & Cambria, Hole, Subhumans, Bad Brains, The Ventures, Louis XIV, Elton John, Billy Joel...there's an assload more but I'm not gonna waste everyone's time, haha.
Comic Books: Tank Girl, Ren & Stimpy, Rocko's Modern Life, BunnyWith, The Bag On Line Adventures, and random finds that I find amusing.
Television: Maury, some stuff on Fuse is alright, Everybody Loves Raymond...I'm not much of a t.v. person.
Movies: Calendar Girl, Pulp Fiction, Carrie, Garden State, Heathers, Surrender Dorothy, Star Wars (the first few), The Breakfast Club, Thirteen, Night Of The Living Dead, Elizabethtown, Matrix Trilogy, Tommy Boy, The Ring, Selena, Blade Trilogy, The Hot Chick, Idle Hands.
Turn ons: A great sense of humor and a nice face.
Turns offs: Immaturity and shit-talkers.
Personal
Taken?(We enjoy photos): Nope, I never am.
Best friend: I've got a bunch or close ones, I can't pick one. :]
Hobbies: I play guitar, and I'm really into it.
Do you trim that bush: I trim it, because I think shaving is prepubescent looking and grotesque, haha.
What are your opinions on...
Racism: It's stupid.
Scene kids: Ha! They're whiney and clone-like.
Smoking: Whatever floats your boat, I guess. But I'm not into it.
Drinking: Same answer as above.
Fucking: Um, sure, go ahead. But be safe and sure.
Fighting: Don't do thaaat. Unless someone fucked with you, then you can stomp 'em.
sXe: I'm not gonna lie. I thought I was straight edge a couple of years ago because I was really strict about it, like no caffeine (a bunch of stupid, difficult shit like that), but I'm not. It's a stupid label, and it's turned into a huge trend of bandana-wearing 2-steppers covered in Xs.
Vegans: That's some hard shit to do, haha.
Tell us an interesting story
One time at band camp..: Alright, I'll just give you a recent one. My friends and I were in a park and we were gonna go drink. So we had the beer but the police are always around because they found the smoking spot in the woods. So we went into the woods, but deeper and we see a bunch of these fly things. It was dark, and we didn't think anything of it so we kept sliding and slipping down the hill into the woods. Out of nowhere my friends starts screaming and like...slapping herself. I was cracking up but then my ass felt like it was fucking shot with an arrow and it started to burn. So I was running around screaming and slapping my ass. My other friends were already at the bottom and they were cracking up but they got it too. Turns out those little flies we thought we saw were very angry wasps...so I run through the rest and have my friends whack the living shit outta them and they fall off my ass. This was the first time that I was ever stung, mind you, so I was very scared. XD We got away from the bees, after some of us fled from the woods, and grabbed a beer. Worst beer EVER, it was barely worth it, lmao. Ever had a Cobra? Guhhhh. So we went home because it started pouring and I walked the whole way like I was just raped in the asshole. There ya go. :]
Why should we accept you
Give us a reason to not hate you: I'm honest and I like what this community's about. Plus, I have a pretty fucked up sense of humor so that's a score.
Why do you think that you are the shit: I'm fucking cool.
Promote
And prove it.
1-> Prove it? Ehhh...here, add/talk to me on MySpace. XD
http://www.myspace.com/cretiiin
2-> Davey Havok spoke to me once, lmao. I dunno, I'm probably one of the few people who would find that awesome.
Post at least 3 photos of yourself, including at least one clear head shot. No photoshop shit, ugly.
I'm LJ-retarded so I'm just gonna give you guys links.
http://myspace-203.vo.llnwd.net/00989/3
Me getting my formal on. It's a clear shot of my hair, heh.
http://myspace-019.vo.llnwd.net/01012/9
Not afraid to look repulsive.
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/s
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/s
